1. When you find a piece a clothing you love, you buy it in multiples because it "works."
2. Your favorite designer is Vera Wang.
3. Your brain ceases to function after 9 p.m.
4. You need to be home and in bed by 11:30 p.m. (absolute latest).
5. You thumb through tabloids and realize you don't know who half of these people are and don't care.
6. You have to ask your younger co-worker what this show "The Hills" is all about.
7. PBS programs start to look exciting (but you still tivo the occasional reality show--and I don't mean "Project Runway but rather "Rock of Love").
8. You go to a rock show only when you really, really, really like the band--and even then you wonder if you'll be home in bed by 11:30.
9. You start going to classical music concerts more than rock concerts, notice that you're the only person under 50 at them--and you don't really mind.
10. You see hot boys you know you would have come close to committing suicide over in your 20's, and they really just don't do it for you anymore.
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nice list. i like your style. i think you have a book in you.
10:30, at our house, although every night around 7:30 I proclaim that I wanna stay up all night.
When I find myself looking longingly at a young hot guy I don't know if I really want to have sex with him or just suck his blood to acquire his vitality.
I would rather go to a diner for ice cream than to a bar or club.
I have no idea of the top 10 in Rolling Stone. And you are right, I don't care.
When I go into a new work environment I realize I could have fathered most of my workmates.
My doctor is now ALWAYS younger than me.
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